Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

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  by Normalfulla in

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  ok , my wife and i have faded for a year and a half , i won't bore u with all the details but my wife just got confirmation that her sister got a visit some time ago saying we are marked and my sister also got the same visit in which we were described as dangerous, now for my wife , she has not spoken 1 bad word to anyone about the org apart from me (she woke me up ) the elders came around while i wasn't home and bailed her up but she said she wasn't comfortable talking to them without me there ,so the result ?......

  let's do a round of all their friends and say shit about them because we can't df them but let's get them treated the same as if they were .... yeah yeah that's a good idea .... stupid mofos!

  out to just wreck the reputation of any defectors from the org .

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  @stuckinarut2 and @Unstuck have retired for the night, but when they're up tomorrow, I'll get Stuck to chime in here and regal you with stories of the smear campaign his elders executed against him and his wife. The aftermath is even more disappointing - we're talking close friends whom Stuck and Unstuck have busted their asses for so selflessly over the years completely dropping them; crossing the streets to avoid them, turning their face the other way when driving by them on their quiet suburban street, and outright spitting vitriol at them when Stuck has offered to bring coffee to his former friends on cart witnessing duty.

  Trust me, you and @I guess Im a Goat are in the honeymoon period right now. Things are about to get SO much more loving once you start bumping into/having encounters with your once-upon-a-BFFs. Happy days ahead, brother...

  
  
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  Found this little gem about sharing pillows with other brothers in the Insight on the Scriptures book

  by jwleaks in

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  2. beliefs

  bosom position - guests reclined on their left side with a pillow supporting their left elbow, leaving the right arm free.

  usually three persons occupied each couch, but there could be as many as five.

  the head of each one would be on or near the breast, or bosom, as it were, of the person behind him.

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  I don't know how tight pants that show off a masculine bulge can be seen as effeminate, when Jesus and the gang were all wearing dresses. Gender bending at its finest!
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  When lacking education makes you say some eternal truths

  by paradiseseeker in

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  2. friends

  i think some of us are familiar with those jw facebook pages that post images that are shared by our contacts from time to time.. i don't know if this happens with english speaking jws, but in the case of spanish speaking jws many of those images contain some spelling and grammar mistakes.. but this one is killing me nicely.. .

  it literally means: "unless you use your life to serve jehovah, you will never feel empty".. beautiful :').

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  BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had to reread twice because of the mangled syntax, but GOSH that WAS beautiful!!!

  You hear that, folks? True emptiness comes from serving the WT. #emptiestlifeever
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  Thanks For being helpful

  by Jrjw in

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  2. experiences

  to the person who reported me to the elders from here - thank you for making me be able to leave the organisation a whole lot easier and sooner than i'd planned.

  you did me a huge favour 😊.

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  Wow... what a hero for bravely stalking your online footprints.

  I kind of feel sad for this pathetic soul who has nothing else to live for than your personal life. Other than disturbing, it's just heartbreaking.

  Hey, buddy. I know you're reading this. On behalf of all of us who have taken control of our lives, it's about time you actually located yours. And no, it's not in @Jrjw's trash can outside, so stop rifling through it, you f*cking mental patient.
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  "To whom do you belong?"

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  prompted by one of our fellow posters- jrjw who started a thread asking how to remove "kingdom melodies" from our head, this song title came to mind!

  (sorry for the earworm everyone😉).

  it got me thinking.

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  @stuckinarut2 You f*cking started it.
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  What else is there to the so called "Truth"

  by jdash in

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  2. beliefs

  first of all, i want to say thanks to all of you guys who gave me advice on my first post.

  it really helped and i will try to use all of it.

  now, i been doing research on what is false about the jdubs.

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  @Dubstepped Wow.

  Just... wow.

  I hope you don't mind, but I saved a copy of that final email you sent your mother. It was just so powerful and beautifully written. Thank you so much for sharing it - it means a lot, and it was beyond sincere. I loved it.
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  9 days to go

  by Jrjw in

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  9 days to go until i hand my d'a letter in.

  its extremely short, as in one sentence long.

  i'm not giving them a reason coz i don't need to coz it's my life and my choice and i don't have to answer to the boe or gb.

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  @PPPS: "In the event of my death, I do not wish to be remembered as having been one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

  Was going to add that you do not wish for your children to be proselytized to, but then I remembered you share a child with your ex who is a JW. Did I get that right?
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  Freedom of information

  by NeedToKnow in

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  2. scandals

  i’m in australia so i wanted to know if it’s possible to obtain information on the companies that the wbts invests in currently in the us?

  is there a legitimate site where this information can be found as i prefer to look it up myself than just go by what other people say.

  that would be no different than running my life according the the wt and i’m done with that..

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  Here's one legal document from WTBTS about their investment activity from the New York government Website:

  http://documents.dps.ny.gov/public/Common/ViewDoc.aspx?DocRefId=%7B57614A3F-7101-408A-8B25-B3499530DB5A%7D
  
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  The Boyfriend Pillow! - The Governing Body's worst nightmare!!??

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  https://www.boyfriendpillow.com.au/.

  with all the focus on the new anti-masturbation vide telling all bethelites not to sleep inappropriately with a pillow, surely this has to be the very item that will send the gb into fits of despair?

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  @jwleaks That pillowcase looks a little snugly fit. Must've been designed by those flamin' 'omosexuals.

  "No. It's not appropriate, brothers."

  I tell you what, though - that pillowcase design is perfect for bed wetters. Super absorbent with a thirsty cotton design. Tony will lap that piss right up.
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  "To whom do you belong?"

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  prompted by one of our fellow posters- jrjw who started a thread asking how to remove "kingdom melodies" from our head, this song title came to mind!

  (sorry for the earworm everyone😉).

  it got me thinking.

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

  Taaaaaake siiiides with Je-hooooovah

  Maaaake him your de-liiiiiiiiight

  Heeeeeee'll ne-ver forsaaaaake yoouu

  Waaaaaaaalk on in his liiiiiiight

  Telllll, tell the great tiiiiiii-dings

  of freedom and peeaaaccccce...................

  Sorry, @stuckinarut2. Just thought I'd return the favor.